What a gorgeous human being
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny[emphasis mine]
thanks for the submission!
Yes. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
Because I need this on my blog
Best thing.
Perfect
“If ‘beginneth’ be a word” LOL
ilu so much mr stewart sir omg may i please have your autograph
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POC:
*doing stuff related to their culture*
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Media:
lmao that's weird. guys! guys! look how fucking different they are!
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White people:
*doing the exact same stuff stolen from POC's culture*
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Media:
omfg. OMFG!!! RADICAL! ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE! LETS MAKE THIS A NEW TREND! NO ONE'S EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE! THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL! LET'S MAKE THEM FAMOUS AND GIVE THEM FUCKLOADS OF MONEY FOR THIS!
Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.
Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRYING THIS FOREVER
what kind of witchcraft is this?!
Woah
srsly why isn’t barbie fat?
le sigh. i wants dis
damn he looks like he can really kiss…..mmmmm
The absolute rudity of this gif.
God. Damn. Hhhhnnnnngggg.
Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
Reblogging because everyone tells me they’re horrible little creatures, but I like them.
<3<3<3<3